tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5270731417939236772.post2249539056319700217..comments2024-02-18T23:23:48.647-05:00Comments on The Pajama Monoblogs: Greet This!W.C.Camphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04635788252201119646noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5270731417939236772.post-47886978947118602362010-10-26T12:38:09.138-04:002010-10-26T12:38:09.138-04:00See, my Walmart Greeter is old but she is NOT frie...See, my Walmart Greeter is old but she is NOT friendly. Pam thinks she is the cart marshall with her drawn on eyebrows and her florescent red hair. Every time I select a different cart because mine only has 3 functioning wheels, she gets her grannie drawers all up in a knot because I had the audacity to put a cart back and take a new one. I'm thinking of applying for her job so she can get Joann Mannixhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11163491824085428085noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5270731417939236772.post-20722263570928937502010-10-23T10:00:09.345-04:002010-10-23T10:00:09.345-04:00This is something I have threatened J with, ever s...This is something I have threatened J with, ever since his retirement. If I run out of things to do around here, I will definitely send him to Wal-mart greeter school.<br /><br />I've met your parents and love them very much. Along with your pinched face, they passed along our family's quirky sense of humor. For this I am happy and very proud.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5270731417939236772.post-23545214996738014742010-10-22T22:39:20.656-04:002010-10-22T22:39:20.656-04:00Hey, Bub -- after getting dusted by those
maniac d...Hey, Bub -- after getting dusted by those<br />maniac drivers in the parking lot, the grinning Greeters look really good to me! <br />Also, if I met your parents I'll bet they'd<br />say they needed the alcohol and cigs to survive raising a Wild Child like you.<br />I imagine your being funny is all that saved <br />you from becoming a 'Basket Baby' on someone<br />else's Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5270731417939236772.post-66082434348542624402010-10-22T16:22:00.023-04:002010-10-22T16:22:00.023-04:00W.C., I don't care what those cigarette-totin&...W.C., I don't care what those cigarette-totin', alcohol-drankin' parents told you, you can be anything you want inside of Wal-Mart or eenywarz!!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10860394940190403196noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5270731417939236772.post-42189360113923890662010-10-22T00:37:41.823-04:002010-10-22T00:37:41.823-04:00That's what makes Walmart so special, no other...That's what makes Walmart so special, no other store greets you and gives you a cart with the handle wiped and sanitized.<br /><br />First class all the way!Saimihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09205857549533433625noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5270731417939236772.post-20853945984057436122010-10-21T19:23:29.787-04:002010-10-21T19:23:29.787-04:00There is an older gentleman who is a greeter at my...There is an older gentleman who is a greeter at my nearest Walmart. He apparently is quite invested in his job. He has a very loud, booming voice, and will say, "Hellllloooo." "Gooodbbyyyye."Kristina P.https://www.blogger.com/profile/16144488639100871226noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5270731417939236772.post-12135898453531240192010-10-21T17:40:18.192-04:002010-10-21T17:40:18.192-04:00I swear it's a "make work" kinda thi...I swear it's a "make work" kinda thing...you know, to give those who can't do anything else...something to do. (Besides writing blogs.) Heehee.Marlenehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14877001080913199818noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5270731417939236772.post-23860062267845512852010-10-21T17:14:11.575-04:002010-10-21T17:14:11.575-04:00Nice Blog!Nice Blog!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com